What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.