What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"