What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin