What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip