Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."