What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Centaur Jokes More Centaur Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.