What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.