What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.