How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!