How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.