A goldfish! I am not sorry.
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Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
A goldfish!
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
One mucks around in fountains.
A goldfish.
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.
He forgot the safe word.
You'll never forget her name.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Lindt choclate.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Because they're baked..
Because he took the hypocritic oath
Because they're constantly multiplying!
A hare-cut.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
They were both inside Jobs
