What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.