What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.