Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.