What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.