What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.