What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...