What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.