What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.