What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now