Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
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A contemplate
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Because they philos all the time!
The Philosophers Stoned
A: If they dropped them they'd break
An eggroll !
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
You are the banner of my existence.
Existence is futile.
Columbus
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.