A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
This club can't even handle me right now
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
