What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!