What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.