What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"