What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...