What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf