What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

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What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !