What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*