Dvd Player Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

You might also enjoy:

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.