Dvd Player Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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The rightful owner of both is white

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Batman can go to a store without robin.

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

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they both don't work without a chain.

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Because it will go right over his head

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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Brothers from Another Mothership.

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virgin

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They both run in your jeans (genes)

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I haven't a clous.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.