What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.