What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches