What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.