What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo