What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.