What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.