Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Elle Vader.

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The Imperial March.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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