Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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The Imperial March.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.