The Imperial March
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Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
The Imperial March.
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
Darth Vader.
Because they always miss their target!
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
They grit their tooth at you.
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Clash of Clans
When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
They're scared of Wales.
the Martians
Because Americans use imperial unit system.
Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
