Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe