Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself