Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!