Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."