Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff