Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
Because it was screwed up!
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Would #69 be too offensive?
How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.
Lobster "
69