What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.