What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!