What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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