What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.