What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)