What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.