What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*