What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

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Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.