What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.