What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96