What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.