How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.