Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.