Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.