How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.