How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now