Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.