How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.