How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.