How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.