How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.