How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table