What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Sip Jokes More Sip Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors