What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?