What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?