What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.