What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar