What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me