What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.