How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.