How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

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What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!