What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .