What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .