What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

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What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!