How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.