How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.