What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.