What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.