What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.